Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
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Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML
Today, my daughter lightly bumped her hand on a wall, cried and screamed for 5 minutes, vomited, then passed out. She’s 19. FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my daughter called 911. Why? Because she couldn't get the images to show up on her phone. She's 12. FML
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kvdfan 7
Has your daughter ever taken an IQ test? just curious
kimmi41509 10
She kept scratching even though it hurt that bad and did enough damage to get taken to the hospital? She needs help.
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Comments (152)
annejayy 7
Does she do a little meth on the side......?
HeyArnold91 8
This is the reason young girls wear make up at an early stage, teach her to embrace the freckles!
wubbazugg 5
I had a friend who actually bit a freckle off of his hand. I don't know why, but he succeeded.
Thaxton76 3
Ether she's on some kinda drug has bbd as posted earlier or is being bullied. Ether way she needs professional help. Check her Facebook for bulling.
Sai_Run614 7
Why would u let your daughter scratch u so badly to go to the.hospital. Doubt she could hold you down.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Basic reading comprehension. You don't have one.
ebonyirony 29
Or a shirt.
sophie22_fml 8
She scratched herself not her mom.
carnes03 2
Street smarts might help you out a bit also.
Shadowvoid 33
Make sure she doesn't do meth.
strokedturbogsxr 3
Ginger kids. Smh
ebonyirony 29
Off of is not proper grammar.
foshizzle82 7
How should she have worded it then? It's used in the right context and makes sense.
ebonyirony 29
"tried to scratch them off her face" It's otherwise redundant. But it's not that big of a deal; off of is usually overlooked.
monkeyxD 19
Tell your daughter that freckles are beautiful. (:
katwoman9 3
Omg you have to think about what caused her to do this!! Did someone bully her about her freckles? Is she THAT self conscious? Think people, don't FYL it when she needs help! OP, YDI.