Ixi_the_pixie
United States
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Messed up
Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML
Sad Sally
United States
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Anonymous
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
ryuken23
United Kingdom
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, Canada
Special case
Today, and every time I meet a new therapist for support, I’m told that my issues are out of their scope of practice, and I get referred to someone who’s supposed to more experienced, and then get told the same thing. I’m too fucked up to even get the therapy I need to get better. FML
KayBee
Transference
Today, my psychiatrist of 6 years suddenly and out of nowhere told me I need to see someone else. She gave me the equivalent of the "it's not you, it's me" speech. Actually her assistant told me via email. I basically got broken up with by someone I was paying a lot of money to talk to. FML
Screwed Up
United States
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Anonymous
Next!
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Deety
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
majestic09
Round Rock, United States
Breakups are hard
Today, and for the last three months, I’ve felt super incompatible with my therapist, but I don’t know how to fire her. FML
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drawmesunshine 17
And how does that make you feel?
awsome13 10
So get your money back
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fighterofwar 5
That darn rapist gave you Derpies!
HandsomeRatch 20
Actually the therapist did what he was supposed to do. Or did you want him to just lie to you and just screw things up before telling you that he isn't qualified to help you? Maybe he could've worded it nicer, but you're better off now OP. I hope you can find the help you need soon, and please don't take what your therapist said too personally. He just wants you to have the best of the best, look at it that way.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Sounds like me :)
OfficeNinja 5
Well then I'm sorry, I'm not qualified to pay your sorry undertrained ass. And I might just report you to the state so they can revoke your license to practice, and you can get another job you are more qualified for. I'll help train you! Repeat after me, would you like to supersize your order.
GoW_Chick 15
Well look at it this way at least they didn't try to pump you with experimental drugs to try and solve your problem, they were honest about their qualification and didn't just waste your money talking around in circles.
insanelyXnikki 18
"My job is to help people... I'm afraid I can't help you though." suuure
polkadot3155 6
i think she was implying you need meds... haha therefore you would have to see a psychiatrist that can prescribe them.
insanelyXnikki 18
"My job is to help people... I'm afraid I can't help you though." suuure
insanelyXnikki 18
Why did my comment post twice...
ohSNAPyall 27
Impressive.
JessI529IFY 1
You are nuts basically.