How insightful.

Well as in what? A water well? or you're not well?

Well?

Well, looks like you just wanted to be the first comment. You failed at that just like your comment failed to be funny or insightful.

Ah, I see what you did there

Because that's where you learn how to give ********?

Obviously referring to sex education, as in how to reproduce and (hopefully) prevent young pregnancy with safe sex procedures. If you understand how reproduction of the human body works, then you wouldn't think that swallowing would make you pregnant..

FML people taking things too literally as usual... The ******* thing was a joke, and a ******* funny one at that. But thanks for trying to enlighten us with your wisdom about what is actually going on.

I miss the old times when people could actually stop being so uptight and take a joke instead of posting sections from Wikipedia to show their knowledge

Yeah, me too. I I actually noticed your joke, if it helps.

The sad thing is that some religions / some religious based school DO teach that both oral and non-oral sex can lead to pregnancy.

No need to get all snarky. This is the internet, you can't assume people will know you're joking from just plain text. Especially with all those genuine idiots out there.

If only schools were required to teach factaully accurate sex education. Last I looked I think only 19 are. And that only if they CHOOSE to teach sex ed.

Yeah, perhaps her friend was too busy doing something else, instead of paying attention to work/homework... Or maybe someone put it in her head... Honestly people, only way to get pregnant is by sperm in the ******...

My high school's sex ed was the abstinence-only bullshit The entire summary was pretty much: "Don't have sex until marriage. Condoms and contraceptives do nothing. You will get pregnant. If you don't get pregnant, you will catch a disease that will make your bush beaters and hairy axe wounds look like these pictures. Either way, you will die." I can only hope people from my school weren't paying attention and have forgotten all about it.

Dang, that joke blew me away good job

Maybe she was. "Don't have sex you'll get pregnant and die."

That does seem to be the tone of a lot of sex ed classes nowadays. In my experience, the teacher didn't even think to mention safety. It was almost literally, "this is what it is, this is how you do it, go have all the unprotected sex you could dream of."

I knew everything about this shit when I was 9 already... it scares me to see old ass people not know about this stuff.and this is coming from a thirteen year old!

I was always informed my mother had Mr when she was 18 because my grandma refused to talk about sex. My aunt, who had my cousins when she was 16, locked both me and my female cousin in a room with her to talk about how to be safe. My mom never once lied to me but gave me all of my choices. That led to me being able to fully understand what was going on with myself and if I chose to have sex. Obviously I didn't fully comprehend everything when I was 8years old but as the years passed I would have a aha! moment and know what she meant. I fully agree with you #9 people that refuse to learn at least about their bodies surprises and irritates me because if there is one there are hundreds.

You think 26 is "ass old?" I actually just laughed out loud.

It may not be "ass old" but it sure as hell is too old to not know how reproduction works.

Because all you need is a mommy and daddy who love each other very much and BAM.. the storks are on their way!