Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML
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Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML
Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML
Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML
Why not both?
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Bruvophobia
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Nature vs. Nurture
Today, I think my daughter is the only person in the world who was born racist. The other day she said to me, “Girls with dark skin can’t be pretty.” FML
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P374RD3D 9
Dumb girl, they're sexually transmitted
Meowingtons500 18
I hope stupidity isn't. Or your unborn grand-babies are screwed.
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K_STR2234 6
Heritable
K_STR2234 6
It appears dim-wittedness is heritable as well
TheNewGuy03 29
^ What just happened here...?!??! |the kid|
ZDR 11
..oh wow!
SakeGurl 9
I think a lot of times kids ask questions without first thinking. I also think the mom posted this because she was shocked at the pure stupidity . I certainly don't think it is the moms fault either. But hey .. What do I know, I'm a teenager lol hang in there mom . We learn more as we get older.... Hopefully.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Tell her no, but the smart gene seems to have skipped a generation.
Wolvander88 19
You might inherit an accent, if you spend too much time in the Animus 2.0, depending on where your ancestors are from.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Such a dumb girl. Did she ever stop and think if one parent had an accent, lets say French or something & the other parental's was Australian, what would be the child's end result? Wait, that's easy.. The child would just inherit both and become a Frenchalian. Yeah, that's it. Makes perfect sense!
seanc722 2
One gene could be more dominant if they were genetic. Similar to eye and hair color.
alfred07 18
The child would have an Australian accent everyone knows that the French accent gene is recessive.
Cloudberry 10
Hope she's a looker, OP. Otherwise life's gonna be rough for her. :/
DasHaas 9
I honestly don't see the FML here. This isn't something that is total common sense, we have no idea how old this kid is, and if you make a few basic observations around you, it's very simple to conclude that perhaps they are heriditary (considering children generally speak with the same accent as their parents) What basically happens here is that a child doubts whether she is correct, asks her parents to help her figure it out, and then is told that she is dumb for wanting to know for sure. If anyone should say "FML" here, it's this child who has a bunch of idiots for parents that are currently teaching her that it's better to not ask and be wrong instead of trying to find out how things work.
yahoowizard 16
Aww, why thumbs downs? Australian accents are awesome, and by the logic of 2, i need to go find an Australian woman.
smilesandaj 3
If she never learnt about accents, or has never sought out information about them, it is not so surprising that she may assume they're hereditary. It's not exactly a common sense thing. Stop being so critical of her... This is why kids are afraid to ask for help, because people act like they're stupid because they're just expected to know something. You can't know something unless you learn it, don't treat her like she's stupid just because she asked a question.
DasHaas 9
I said more or less the same thing but my post was eaten, so I'll just give you a big thumbs up instead :) Thanks for being smart and understanding!
ImTheAlpha 30
I never ask my mom questions because she, along with all of my teachers, expects me to know everything, so she gets pissed if I ask a question or dø sømething dumb. She thinks that I'm making fun of her, and calling her stupid, for some reason.