Kids: Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary....

By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 01:37 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML

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By anonymus - 18/08/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML

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By Tabby - 06/08/2011 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

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By kggggg - 12/08/2010 11:00 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML

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By kdubz23 - 17/02/2014 22:41 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Rmglrsm - 23/06/2016 02:21

Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML

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By Mina - 08/05/2019 14:00

Today, my son came home from school with a catastrophic report card. When I asked him for explanations, he replied, "I'm hesitating between family environment and heredity." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 22:35 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML

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By what??? - 01/11/2023 22:00

Today, I think my daughter is the only person in the world who was born racist. The other day she said to me, “Girls with dark skin can’t be pretty.” FML

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Friday 25 May 2012 9:08

Dumb girl, they're sexually transmitted

Meowingtons500 18

Friday 25 May 2012 9:12

I hope stupidity isn't. Or your unborn grand-babies are screwed.

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azrael_xx 14

Friday 25 May 2012 11:17

Just smile and nod OP. You can't cure stupidity.

peachesncreem 21

Friday 25 May 2012 11:27

According to some study they just published here, there is a drought of available young men (aged 24-35) in Australia. There are plenty of single women around ;)

EnterSandman_fml 20

Friday 25 May 2012 11:35

Nah, Accents are Hyundais, not hereditary. If she doesn't want an Accent she can be free to buy a Civic or something else.

jojimugo 20

Friday 25 May 2012 11:45

I will have fries with that please .....

wlddog 14

Friday 25 May 2012 12:34

You gotta learn everything at least once.

seanc722 2

Friday 25 May 2012 12:48

Its funny tht half the people on here are saying she is dim but having mixed answers lol. It is indeed an okay question imho for a teen to be asking.

mgkgambino 3

Friday 25 May 2012 12:49

Lemme guess..blonde?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Friday 25 May 2012 12:53

Maybe she was thinking hereditary means it comes from your parents, not necessarily genetically, and that's why she was confused because we do most times pick up accents from our parents.