Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
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KraziiDesire 0
You Raised him.
pwincessa23 1
yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.
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Comments (195)
Schiffy 18
At least he didn't tell you on facebook that he wasn't on facebook
devinmurnan 0
epic win dude x)
ryanst 7
DumbassSon --> DumbassDad: Hey there dad, I'm studying and definitely am not on facebook. Just thought you should know.
Jennyboo5797 4
Lol if I had my parents on facebook the same thing would probably happen to me haha XD
anonymous595 0
hahaa :-P
wisericky 12
beat your kid for lieing to you. then take away the internet.
itman3456 0
*** u bro
Lalala1996 0
And Now You See Why You Don't Get Anything Good For Fathers Day.
SuperNova69 0
lol. harsh
tjsomethin 9
And Now We Will Capitalize All Our Words Even Though They Are Not Proper Nouns.
damoDYNAMITE 0
#43 go tell someone who cares
Thabb 0
53- I care. 58- You fail.
redneck14 11
you spelled capitolize wrong. js.
orgasm_blush 4
So did you.
dirtyblond 4
damn 74 failed hard
bananahannahjo 0
and so did you, my friend, it is "capitalize". And 58, we'll you may be as bad as the op's son...he said capitalize PROPER nouns....
kennababy 0
haha you guys fail :)
ryanst 7
ANYSWYDGAGFFD.. Cmon guys, keep up with today's Internet acronyms.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Who forces their kids to study? Clearly not working if he's this dumb. :P sorry op.(:
ryanst 7
I just noticed you put "I love you" in.. Norwegian?.. in your profile.. Creepy.
redneck14 11
you have pretty brown eyes haha
anonymous595 0
hahahahaha smart :-) ..i cant talk id do the same:-/
shilr 0
傻逼了吧
erikaaa1798 0
did you let him get away with it?
KristinaKreme 0
You're the father of the dumbass. FYL indeed with a hint of YDI.
wisericky 12
with just a dap of vallina you could bake a cake :P
leeshxx 3
vallina or vanilla
yougotapes 7
ydi for bad parenting skills