Kids: Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying....

By parenting_failure - 20/03/2011 16:10 - France

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

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By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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Our internet works fine, dumbass

By jenni - 19/09/2021 08:00

Today, I found out my son has been ditching his Zoom classes. He claims he couldn’t connect because of "technical difficulties." I can’t believe he seriously expected me to believe that. FML

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By mommy - 14/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

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By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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Little shit

By emmalou - 29/08/2022 06:00

Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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You deserved it 424

Highway code

By lucy the witch - 20/02/2023 14:00

Today, my son got pulled over for speeding. His excuse? The speed limit signs “aren’t posted often enough,” so he “forgot” what the limit was. I raised this dumbass. FML

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KraziiDesire 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:52

You Raised him.

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:57

yes but the fact that someone is stupid might not have anything to do with who raised them.

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Schiffy 18

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:00

At least he didn't tell you on facebook that he wasn't on facebook

devinmurnan 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:50

epic win dude x)

ryanst 7

Monday 21 March 2011 8:12

DumbassSon --> DumbassDad: Hey there dad, I'm studying and definitely am not on facebook. Just thought you should know.

Jennyboo5797 4

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:01

Lol if I had my parents on facebook the same thing would probably happen to me haha XD

anonymous595 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:24

hahaa :-P

wisericky 12

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:12

beat your kid for lieing to you. then take away the internet.

itman3456 0

Monday 21 March 2011 7:18

*** u bro

Lalala1996 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:13

And Now You See Why You Don't Get Anything Good For Fathers Day.

SuperNova69 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:22

lol. harsh

tjsomethin 9

Sunday 20 March 2011 20:33

And Now We Will Capitalize All Our Words Even Though They Are Not Proper Nouns.

damoDYNAMITE 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 21:19

#43 go tell someone who cares

Thabb 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 22:19

53- I care. 58- You fail.

redneck14 11

Sunday 20 March 2011 23:41

you spelled capitolize wrong. js.

orgasm_blush 4

Monday 21 March 2011 0:09

So did you.

dirtyblond 4

Monday 21 March 2011 0:31

damn 74 failed hard

bananahannahjo 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:44

and so did you, my friend, it is "capitalize". And 58, we'll you may be as bad as the op's son...he said capitalize PROPER nouns....

kennababy 0

Monday 21 March 2011 6:34

haha you guys fail :)

ryanst 7

Monday 21 March 2011 8:16

ANYSWYDGAGFFD.. Cmon guys, keep up with today's Internet acronyms.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:16

Who forces their kids to study? Clearly not working if he's this dumb. :P sorry op.(:

ryanst 7

Monday 21 March 2011 8:21

I just noticed you put "I love you" in.. Norwegian?.. in your profile.. Creepy.

redneck14 11

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:36

you have pretty brown eyes haha

anonymous595 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:23

hahahahaha smart :-) ..i cant talk id do the same:-/

shilr 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:23

傻逼了吧

erikaaa1798 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:26

did you let him get away with it?

KristinaKreme 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:26

You're the father of the dumbass. FYL indeed with a hint of YDI.

wisericky 12

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:51

with just a dap of vallina you could bake a cake :P

leeshxx 3

Monday 21 March 2011 1:54

vallina or vanilla

yougotapes 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:35

ydi for bad parenting skills

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Same thing different taste

Terrible troll

Our internet works fine, dumbass

Little shit

Dumbass

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