Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
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jchansfan 0
AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P
Jimboom 12
Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.
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Comments (118)
RedLion23 0
UH OH! ASBO alert! Seriously though, if this is real, you need to ask yourself the question we're all thinking; how the **** could you let him just take your car? That's a major parenting fail, man.
ragsy 7
I hope he has fun at military school, because that is where I would send his sorry ass.
yottskry 0
If he took it without your permission then that is theft, plain and simple (and I'm from the UK, so I'm not talking US law here) and you should prosecute to teach him that he can't just take what he wants.
Jonathan33 0
is your son retarded??? how old is that little shit?
Maris_Go_Rawr 0
Well, Maybe he'd be smarter, if you could, as his own parent, spell the word "neighbors" :)
jejackson 0
#108: Maybe you would sound smarter if you realized the OP is from the UK, and that is the correct spelling in their respective country.
james_wow 0
dumbassss
itchycasse 0
Why are you guys criticizing spelling and grammar? This site isn't for grammar purposes and never will be. Get over yourselves, you grammar Nazis and just read the FML!
jimmyismike 0
penis
ncvolley123 8
ur not very intelligent. neighbors, not neighbours.
awesome_shai20 0
#113 in europe they spell it neighbours obviously you are not very intelligent