Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
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jchansfan 0
AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P
Jimboom 12
Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.
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thisisnotdave 0
You gave birth to a moron, sorry. The question you should ask is, "was it nature or nurture?" Either way, you failed.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Couldn't have said it better myself! YDI
idkweird 0
My ex, who lives in London, didn't start driving till he was like 20-21? A lot of times, if you're in the London area, you don't need to drive, so there's a chance he could be older and just thought he could drive. Just another option... Edit: Oh, Idk where Leeds is...so this scenario might not apply!
Poundingsand 0
I would be forced to accelerate my boot into his backside.
LeedsFML 0
Leeds is 200 miles North of London :o)
idkweird 0
oook, so Im going to assume a lot more people there drive instead of taking the trains/subways.
LeedsFML 0
Why would you assume that? We don't have an underground, like London. But every single 2-bit town in the country has a train station. Cars are convenience. Having said that, we don't have those huge petrol guzzlers, at least the majority, anyway.
luvrainxoxo 0
I pity the foo who will soon get a beating from mommy dearest.
Erindub 0
Ahh I remember when I was a teen I stole my moms car all the time. Funny!
Shadic 0
In your neighborhood? I don't believe that. Yes, I did indeed see it in the news. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/10/victims_of_southwick_car_crash.html
Eliteguardians 0
what shame i dont he deserve anything at all
noshitsherlock 0
It's their own damn fault. NO SEATBELT? What did they think would happen? TDI.
JessiGoose 0
**** YOUR LIFE. That's HORRIBLE.