Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
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jchansfan 0
AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P
Jimboom 12
Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.
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kpanchal 0
Is your son mentally retarded? I started driving around town when I was 13, and never once hit anything except a pole once when I was 17, and even than I BARELY did any damage aside from a small dent. If I had a son like that, I would first, beat his ass for stealing my ******* car, and second, beat his ass again for being such dip shit who drives like a women.
kidNflorida 0
That sucks.... but i lol'd
vev_fml 0
Would it have been better if he had said "mommy, can I borrow your car", then crashed it? prob not... i'm surprised the "crashed my car *without* permission" part made it into the post. LOL.
sababa1 0
Old Joke: kid sent a letter to Nasa during the apollo space program saying "I think u should send a woman to the moon, cause my dad says a woman driver can hit anything." Point: You sure your son is a boy?
d0u6la5b 0
Sounds made up. No one is that horrible. If so, put him down with a bullet or two.
sydefx 0
LMMFAO
con1303 0
Yes. What you do is your own fault. Taking a car without permission is wrong, and I am sorry that that kid died, but it wasn't an accident. What happened to taking responsibility for your actions?
RIKANA 0
holly... dude! RI
tigerg33 0
what happened to the good ol' days when parents were allowed to beat their kids without being criticized? now its "you go in time out" or "no more video games for you" pa-lease.
tigerg33 0
your an idiot for your last sentence and what kind of hick town do you live in where 13 yr olds can drive around?
Trebie 6
You should tell all the girls at his school about his fail driving. See if any of them will feel safe going out on a date with him behind the wheel. =P