Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
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jchansfan 0
AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P
Jimboom 12
Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.
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Comments (118)
HookEmTexas07 0
So if I steal your car and total it it's okay because I wasn't hurt, right? Shut the **** up. The kid crashed it, it's completely his fault and a complete fhl for the OP.
cml13 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! god i hope this it true
uneed2calmdown 0
he fails so hard.
killadelphia215 0
i'm sorry but why the **** did you find the need to use "accelerated"
killadelphia215 0
"has valuable muscle cars that are priceless." good thing that makes sense
freyja_fml 0
Which is why car insurance in Leeds is so damn expensive ;)
Skull_300 0
That Stupid ****!!!
patticake1601 0
hey at least he can do a Three Point Turn!!!
missbrunettgirl 0
I hope you have good insurance!
trixie899 0
wow...i would have never seen that coming, but what did the neighbors say??