Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
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Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot, doing donuts in my dad's car to rizz some baddies. It was going great until some dumbass got in the way and got launched twenty feet. I panicked, lost control of the car, and smashed into a decorative tree. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML
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jchansfan 0
AWAY TO THE ORPHANAGE WITH HIM! :P
Jimboom 12
Hellooo military school! Sounds like either you have a very angry young man on your hands or he has little/no respect for you and your things. Either way I would suggest immediate action on your behalf to correct this behaviour lest he start a bonfire with your clothes next... while they are still in your cupboard.
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Comments (118)
sharkshaveteeth 0
That sucks big time! Again, how old is your son?
albinorhino 0
up_up_up u were second ... u FAIL
Ohnothingreally 0
Yeah, I was wondering that too.
Starfire22 5
eh that sucks same thing happened to my mom
TheLetterZero 7
....is he retarded, by any chance?
skyeyez9 25
my father in law keeps his car keys in a locked safe. Mainly cause he has a 15yr old step son and has valuable muscle cars that are priceless.
pinkdancer 0
Your father in law is a beast! :)
noshitsherlock 0
ahahhaha I wouldn't trust someone else's kid that you got as a result of marriage either. Your FIL is badass!
Starfire22 5
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WokeUpThisMornin 0
beat his ass
Faithful_Jewel 0
Hide the keys; good plan. As long as he doesn't know how to hotwire a car...
janise 2
For everyone suggesting a spanking: even if the OP does agree with spanking I'd like to know how she's going to spank a guy who's most likely a teenager and therefore bigger and stronger than her (assuming she's not a bodybuilder). If he's a little kid and not a teen then YDI for not watching your kid better or making sure someone else was.
WokeUpThisMornin 0
alright then, chop his allowance and ground his ass. stuff like this can't go unpunished.
f_my_flip_life 5
To hell with a "spanking"! That kid needs a full-on ass whoopin!
chellinha93 0
HAHAHA I agree with you my friend... if it was me driving my mom's car and done that, I'd be dead by now. But of coarse that would never happen, I'm a great driver LOL. Now, OP, your kid needs help, lessons, or maybe being born again would help too, who knows. FYL