Today, my six year-old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
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teh_uber_muffin 3
very cute.
brianjman14 23
Just because he said you look PRETTIER on the inside....doesn't mean you're ugly on the outside... :)
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Comments (156)
dmeloccaro 5
Haha. This is fantastic. Gotta love six year olds. I have a six year old niece. She would probably do something like this, but in a joking manner.
cmars3 7
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
laideehawk 6
You said it before I could! Lol!
boredblonde 17
Well....I don't think muscles and nerves are all that pretty
ShadowLuffer 0
Man. That is one strong child!
IndigoAcrylic 9
But some of us are ugly in the inside ^^
krutch408 2
I bet you he was just saying it to be cute unless your just that self conscience about your self you took it as a affense
abstractsnipe 0
So that means your ugly?
fuckaduck1 4
It rubs the lotion on it's skin...
Klug_fml 7
Your muscular systems are very pretty :D
ImIsaac 0
that's adorable lol