J'ai rien compris

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 00:01

Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 26
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It’s nice that you’ve learned what a jerk he is.

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RichardPencil 30
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Parlez-vous français? If you don't, then that really wasn't fair. If the film was a Pepe LePew cartoon, he's right.

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RichardPencil 30
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Parlez-vous français? If you don't, then that really wasn't fair. If the film was a Pepe LePew cartoon, he's right.

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Plop 17
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Même si elle "parle français", c'est probablement pas à un niveau plus élevé que celui d'un lycéen. La plupart des français n'arriveraient par exemple pas à suivre un film en anglais sans sous-titres, surtout si on parle d'un film d'auteur complexe ou d'une comédie avec beaucoup de jeux de mots. Donc y a environ 99,9999% de chances que le mec soit juste un bon gros connard.

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bigredmonkeybutt 26
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It’s nice that you’ve learned what a jerk he is.

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1known 29
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The guy was a jerk, but which film was it?

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Mado_01_03 9
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next time take him to the movie in the language he doesn't know and let him taste his own pill

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D J's MOM 8
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pretentious pompous arrogant narcissistic ass. he's probably very insecure beneath that facade. you dodged a bullet. just imagine Every date being like that one. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard.

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Jill Marie Peters 16
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I agree with you. That person just had something to prove, "Oh, I'm so much more cultured than you, you unwashed peasant." Sheesh.

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Abbusser 12
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Nobody understands those French films. And those who claim to are making shit up to sound like the pompous douchebags they really are...

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Grumpy Jack 25

The fact that you don't understand does not mean nobody understands. I guess you don't speak French, that's all.

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Jonkbaby 22
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Idk, sounds like you dodged a bullet there

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