Love, First Dates and Language: J'ai rien compris

J'ai rien compris

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 00:01

Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 27

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Monday 21 February 2022 0:34

It’s nice that you’ve learned what a jerk he is.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 21 February 2022 0:19

Parlez-vous français? If you don't, then that really wasn't fair. If the film was a Pepe LePew cartoon, he's right.

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 21 February 2022 0:19

Parlez-vous français? If you don't, then that really wasn't fair. If the film was a Pepe LePew cartoon, he's right.

Plop 17

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Monday 21 February 2022 10:07

Même si elle "parle français", c'est probablement pas à un niveau plus élevé que celui d'un lycéen. La plupart des français n'arriveraient par exemple pas à suivre un film en anglais sans sous-titres, surtout si on parle d'un film d'auteur complexe ou d'une comédie avec beaucoup de jeux de mots. Donc y a environ 99,9999% de chances que le mec soit juste un bon gros connard.

bigredmonkeybutt 27

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Monday 21 February 2022 0:34

It’s nice that you’ve learned what a jerk he is.

1known 30

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Monday 21 February 2022 7:00

The guy was a jerk, but which film was it?

Mado_01_03 9

Monday 21 February 2022 11:05

next time take him to the movie in the language he doesn't know and let him taste his own pill

D J's MOM 10

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Monday 21 February 2022 13:23

pretentious pompous arrogant narcissistic ass. he's probably very insecure beneath that facade. you dodged a bullet. just imagine Every date being like that one. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard.