Kids: Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old....

By TraumatizedMother - 02/10/2011 07:27 - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 04:39 - United States - Madison

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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MarvelFF1243 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 16:28

Should've sent them to their rooms.

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:24

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Comments

gene818 13

Monday 3 October 2011 11:17

At least he wasn't singing "Fire water burn", if you know the lyrics. Just in case if you don't, "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We dont need no water let the motherfu**er burn! Burn motherfu**er! Buurrrrn!"

CarouselHeart 11

Monday 3 October 2011 12:47

Gee, then maybe next time get off your ass and do some parenting.

Javnok 0

Monday 3 October 2011 14:09

You really need to take yourself, you son and your husband to a child psychologist right away. You have a future sociopath on your hands. Either he is learning this from you and your husband, or he is a little monster who will grow up to be a big monster.

HumanWiki 8

Monday 3 October 2011 15:06

Congratulations. Your kid has all the makings of a criminal.

gochantizzlego 2

Monday 3 October 2011 15:51

YDI. Where were you when your kid grabbed matches/lighter? •____• & why?!?

justalilcrazy 3

Monday 3 October 2011 17:25

my child woulda known what a burning ass felt like.

Missamonte89 1

Monday 3 October 2011 18:01

Wtf is a 6 yr old doing setting a fire

kam1986 0

Monday 3 October 2011 18:19

Should watch your kids more ... Playing with fire your lucky it was the barbie house and not your house!

HideouslyHuman 10

Monday 3 October 2011 22:39

Rav,that's very possible but it would STILL be bad parenting if the parent had left them alone with no supervision long enough to obtain a lighter/matches and then use them o start a fire..(What game were they playing? "Fireman Randy rescuing barbie...*siren*)

HideouslyHuman 10

Monday 3 October 2011 22:43

Rav,very well possible,but by the post it sounded as though she sent them outside to do whatever,with no supervision,as the kid got as far as setting things on fire,possibly going through obtaining match/lighter first.

42billybob 5

Monday 3 October 2011 20:33

1. You ignored them instead of rectifying the situation. 2. Your 6 year old son got a hold of matches. I'll spell it out for you: YOU ARE A NEGLECTFUL PARENT.