ghostyyy
France
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
fuck
United States
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
leah
Whooped
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
needmorelocks
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Santa Paula, United States
What?!
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Anonymous
Donetsk, Ukraine
Caught
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Anonymous
Bad pranks are annoying
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Anonymous
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Amara1717
United States
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Soon to be felon
Alexa, play "Ghost Rider" by Suicide
Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
Top comments
nicknesser 0
Sibling rivalry! Out match her by holding up a bank then committing grand theft auto. Show her who's boss!
hsshae 0
at least she can say "oh shit son I'm on tv"
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dingo353 0
The press was actually there to film the handcuffing?
StrikenX 0
fmsl
Alesana_Love 0
thats great
Molz42 0
if it was her on tv then why are you being such a whiny little bitch about it
cactus_fml 0
Because anyone who has family in jail knows how ****** up it is. A lot of times it's not just a one time thing. They get out of jail and the go right back because they just don't give a shit enough to stay out and that's a ****** up thing to deal with as their family member. I know a lot of people with parents that do that shit.
hollowhead01 0
brush your teeth..... damn
Schazam 0
It is an FML for OP because Sis is gonna sing and rat Op out as her accomplice. Head to Canada now!
3mi1y_ 16
hahaha that sucksss.
EvilDave 13
My erstwhile girlfriend was on TV. She made the news by being pulled over for DUI.... By a fire truck.
dickbombay 0
those aren't exactly bracelets to be proud of):
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
how does this affect you?? selfcentered bitch
Spastastic 6
Of course it affects her -- it's her sister. Generally, if something happens to one member of a family, it has some sort of effect on the others. Something significant like this can change things for everyone.
Baker_FoCo 0
OP, considering all the fun, kinky stuff you can do with handcuffs, you're lucky you have only seen cops put cuffs on your sister... :D