Today, a blind guy asked me out, but since I'm already in a relationship I politely declined, saying, "Sorry, I'm already seeing someone." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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kiwisnake 12
As someone who is blind myself, you shouldn’t feel bad for saying something like that, in fact, the more natural, your choice of words are the better it is. We’re not gonna get offended by something as trivial as that 😊
kiwisnake 12
As someone who is blind myself, you shouldn’t feel bad for saying something like that, in fact, the more natural, your choice of words are the better it is. We’re not gonna get offended by something as trivial as that 😊
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kiwisnake 12
As someone who is blind myself, you shouldn’t feel bad for saying something like that, in fact, the more natural, your choice of words are the better it is. We’re not gonna get offended by something as trivial as that 😊
kiwisnake 12
As someone who is blind myself, you shouldn’t feel bad for saying something like that, in fact, the more natural, your choice of words are the better it is. We’re not gonna get offended by something as trivial as that 😊
RichardPencil 32
He won't be offended -- he'll just look the other way...no, wait. He'll just turn a blind eye. There! That's better, right?