By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
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lrb081 0

So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!

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lizzzie_fml 0

Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.

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quarty165 0

i take my fyl back. don't feel bad, it's a good thing. not to call your sis a **** or anything like that, but your first kiss will be really special. I kissed a lot of guys when i was younger, and i'm my bf's first. i regret all of them but his. so it's not always a bad thing to have not been kissed yet. : )

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feed_the_ducks 0

Eh, not having been kissed isn't a bad thing. My first kiss was with this guy who was as drunk as all get out and he only kissed me because a.) my friend was already all up on his best friend and b.) he was all lonely and shit because he and his girlfriend recently broke up.

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honeydoodles 0

My first kiss was shortly after I turned 19, and it was wonderful. I'm glad I hadn't kissed anyone but him, because he is the only person I would want to kiss.

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Susaluda 0

Don't worry, I thought my first kiss would NEVER come and I was 18 when it finally happened (still 18, but single once again...) That special guy will come along eventually and it will be so much better and more magical than it would have been if you were 13 or something.

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blastvortex 3

It's not like you couldn't have done something to change that. So at points in your life, you've made the decision to turn right when you could have turned left. I fail to see how a self-inflicted regret should be considered an FML. If you want a life, then get one. This belongs on MLIA, not here.

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teiso_fml 0

Kissing is overrated, anyway. I've never enjoyed any of the kisses anyone's ever given me.

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ThUrSdAy13th 0

maybe you're gay? it takes some people a long time to figure it out

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unFmyLife 0

I lied to my sister about my first kiss too. She is 4 years younger than me. This was when I was 18 and she was 14. It wasn't because of lack of opportunity. It was because I wanted my first kiss to be with someone I loved. I'm a stupid, hopeless romantic. But, I couldn't bring myself to tell my sister. It just felt like, she wouldn't respect me anymore or I would feel less mature, it was a confusing emotion. That kiss didn't arrive till a few days after my 21st birthday. With my boyfriend, who until a few days before the kiss was only a good friend who I had secretly had very strong feelings for for quite a while. Long story short: It was worth the wait. The kiss itself was very memorable, I will never forget it. And I really hope that in 20 years time, I can tell my kids "your father is the only man I've ever kissed" ... 'cause I'm mushy like that.

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boatkicker 4

That's probably one of the sweetest things I've ever heard, and it rings true for me too. My sister was 11 when she got her first kiss and I was 17. I was like "uh, yeah, my first kiss was.... oh a few years ago. I was about.... thirteen and it was horrible." and she was like "oh. Mine wasn't so bad." and I was like "lovely! I'm glad it was alright!" and totally changed the subject to her life instead of mine. haha My real first kiss, is the man I'm now engaged to. :) I'm a pretty mushy romantic too. haha.

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Youre_not_sorry7 2

awww thats so romantic! I'm 15 and I decided that I'm saving my first kiss till marraige. not bcuz i'm so ugly i've never had the oppurtunity, I have had oppurtunities, but I'm def a romantic and I dont wanna waste any kisses on some loser in a relationship that wont last. theres a song by Anberlin, called "inevitable" and one of the lines is "I wanna be your last first kiss" and I think its like so cute and so many guys have told me that my husband will def feel super special for being the only guy I've kissed. and for the ppl that dont think its possible, it is. my aunt saved her first kiss for her husband and ah, the wedding was so amazing. ♥

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mollytamale 1

I'm 15, almost 16, never been kissed..never any experience with romance until about a week ago I had my first slow dance with a guy. I want a boyfriend and all that but I want it to mean something and be with someone I really like. I'm such a romantic though. Also I'm shy and barely ever talk to guys. I can't help it.. :/

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Kickmehard 0

God I get sick of people going "I'm 14,15,16, 17 and I haven't been kissed yet..boo hoo hoo' or 'I'm in college and still a virgin' I mean.. what the hell. Get a grip and pace yourself. Don't give it up and have anything be meaningless just because most of society had turned themselves into ***** and players because they think its 'cool'. I'm 20, a virgin and damn proud of it. It doesn't have anything to do with religion or the way I look. I've had ample opportunity to give up my virginity, been around a lot of ****** who tried to be my so called friend and pressure me. But I always told myself I could get like them but they could never get back like me. Respect yourself and don't let anyone make you feel less of a person just because you haven't had a kiss yet. Tell your sister the same.

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boatkicker 4

See the thing is, you have had 'ample opportunity.' You made a choice. And I'm sure it was a good choice for you. But some girls aren't given the choice. Even if you're going to choose 'no' it's still nice to be able to make that choice for yourself, and now have it made for you. When no one wants them, and they feel bad about it. Given the choice, my first kiss still would have been with the person it was with, because no one before that mattered much to me. And the first time I had sex, also would have been the same. But for years I didn't even have a guy that would even dance with me. I was rejected numerous times, and I was only approached two times. One by a guy who wanted to see how long he could go without a shower, and one by an old drunk man who had just peed himself. Made me feel like crap. Waiting. I'm all for waiting. But I'm more a fan of making my own decisions. "I've .... been around a lot of ****** who tried to be my so called friend and pressure me." I place the blame for that solely on yourself. There are plenty of people who wont do that. Plenty of my friends have had sex, and do so often. None ever tried to 'pressure me'. If you seriously have a problem where that happens often, you have poor taste in friends. If that's the case I am very sorry. "Don't give it up and have anything be meaningless just because most of society had turned themselves into ***** and players because they think its 'cool'." Just because you don't wait until you're twenty doesn't mean it's going to be meaningless. I have a cousin who first had sex at 15. She is now 28 and married to that same guy. Was her first time meaningless? No it wasn't, not for her. Does that make her a ****? I certainly don't think so. You pretty much are a failure as a **** if you are only with one guy, by common opinion. *CAN* it be a mistake to have sex that young? Of course it can. But it isn't always. Generalizing is not cool.

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