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By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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By Sadface - 06/12/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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lrb081 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:38

So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!

lizzzie_fml 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:43

Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.

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fourzerofour 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:46

Okay uh... my sister is 17... and I'm 19. She lost her virginity half a year ago to her first boyfriend ever. I'm still a virgin. I feel pathetic.

TheLoneWulf 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:59

Just remember, it'll happen for you when it's your time. Just don't let this depress you too much. :)

HyperExecuter 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 0:43

it's fine ull meet a great guy I bet ur smart and pretty, if a bit shy.

babyboomer 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 2:09

how old r u?

babyboomer 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 2:11

how old r u?

LifeSucks102 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 8:39

It's okay. I had my first kiss at 18 with the guy who I was dating at the time. I'm 20 now, and while I'm still a virgin, I hope losing it will only be as sweet and as memorable as my first kiss was. Though he and I only dated a year, I don't regret my experience and will not lie to my 9-year-old sister about it. I want her to find as much joy in hers as I did in mine, no matter how old she is when that happens.

Fantasia92 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:07

awe! don't worry, everyones is different(: I had my first kiss when I was 12, I really regret kissing that boy but apart from that I think it was a great experience!