By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
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lrb081 0

So what if she's 6 years younger than you. Why lie about something so trivial? That's far more lame than not being kissed yet. And I find it strange that you felt the need to mention that you're 6 years older than her but did not specify your age. So if she's 13 and just had her first kiss, that would only make you 19 and still young enough to not make it a big deal. Trust me, there are far more horrible things in life to worry about than a first kiss. Don't worry yourself about it!

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lizzzie_fml 0

Tomorrow, when she's sobbing into her pillow because the jackass kissed someone else, you'll be thankful.

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illy88 0

awww how sad...its ok babygirl ur time will come

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illy88 0

#123 i feel u some wht..but juss bcz u havent found the right person to share tht moment with, its not cool for u to call ppl ***** and ******..****** grow up...

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AlwaysAli 0

It's ok it only makes your first even more worthwhile. :D

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frohmatt 0

hahaha your sister's a ho... just kidding. she's probably nice. dont stress the not having a first kiss, its a matter of time. maybe time hasn't been doing you any favors lately, thats probably because you dont sacrifice rodents on a tree stump. maybe you should try?

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fullmoonmidget 0

OOO! Know the feeling. I've been dating for 5 years. still haven't kissed a guy. My sister gets a boyfriend then gets kissed imediatly.

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cactusitude 0

awww lol. how old are you? i'm 15 and i had my first kiss a few months ago. it was pretty unromantic - i dont regret it, but i kind of regret the boy and the situation. it doesnt mean you're abnormal or ugly - i was relatively late compared to some of my friends, but i'm not hideous, just kind of socially akward lol. it will happen for you! so try not to worry too much. just enjoy your life and take care of your self.

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Relentless113 0

it took me 4 dates to **** my ex lolz... always kiss before i start dating

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GingerNinja 18

It's not that bad. You could always take the low road and glare at her and whisper "*****" under your breath :] Tis not a BFD. I'm 13 & a kiss vigin as well. I don't care too much, though, cause it's not one of the reasons I say FML

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tomandhicky 0

here's my number gimme a call darlin' maybe you might get lucky 07764145832

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b_boy_cris100 0

i remebered my first kiss in 2nd grade. and its ok that u havent had ur first kiss it will happen someday...

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