Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my sister told me our mother had died… via email. I didn't see it for nearly 12 hours. She has my phone number. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Crazynopantsman 11
Maybe she thought you had a new one?
RobinGoodfellow 47
Have you not had contact with her in the last two years?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (41)
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe she saw you hanging out with a guy and thought you were together? Don't take it to hard, people make mistakes like that all the time.
FuKcMee 32
its been 2 years... I think shes asking about your new one
yolololol3 17
Sorry for your loss OP.
1dvos_grl3 21
Ok, maybe she thought you had moved India and have gotten a new boyfriend. 2 years is a long time.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Maybe it was a poorly executed, subtle hint that maybe it's time to move on and find a new one.
FitFriday 32
That's ****** up
WhoCouldIBe 11
You haven't had a boyfriend since?
dragoongirl90 34
The grieving process can take a long time, and the more you love someone, the longer it usually takes. Some people never recover and never date again.
ChoolyBooly 32
Perhaps she thought I out were dating someone else since two years had passed and you just hadn't mentioned it.
brieee 23
Sorry OP! Hopefully it was just something that slipped her mind :(
Solano2580 24
Maybe she thought you got a new one, you can't exactly blame her, you always have time to mourn but you must move on from a death sooner or later