Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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klutzywriter 0
ouch. i'd put HER hair in it
Rowbin 0
So wait, did the shit hit the fan?
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Comments (105)
xoxcinderellaxox 0
YDI for being dumb enough to lean on something like a fan.
Jemm_fml 29
YDI for reading FML. :B But srsly this was hilarious. I hope she's reading it now. LOL.
Illumi113 0
Wow... All I can say is, your sister is a BITCH!
thatswiggedywack 0
unless you're a small child, you should know better than to put your head next to a fan. its your fault for having no common sense.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
YDI for masturbating as you read your Twilight books and listening to your gay Jonas Brothers.
BrownEyedNinja 0
What does that have to do with anything?
giganticbrain 0
It has EVERYTHING to do with anything. I completely agree with you i_is_a_tr00l...hmmm...your username is telling me something. Dammit, just lost whatever it was.
AlexZB 0
YDI for reading FML
amstillives 0
This is fake I believe. Think about it. If you were in front of the fan, you probably wanted fresh air rite? If I'm correct, it blows air out, not sucks it in. Unless somehow you did it on purpose. This is FAKE!!!!
fawfulster 11
I think she means the fan of the computer, still confusing but I assume she got sucked in by accident.
Sleyah 3
Maybe if the hair went through the cage and actually wrapped around the fan itself...but plently of these FMLs are probably fake, anyway. :)
Chescapal123 0
You guys are all idiots!!! not the computer fan! a fan fan! like something that keeps you cool in the summer. and you are stupid if you think that your hair cant get caught in it. Because when the air is blowing out of it your hair can get pulled in and tangled and wrapped around the blades. its very simple and if you don't think its possible to happen then get a fan and put your own hair (if its long) next to it and it will get sucked in!! if it doesnt you're a baby for being too scared to get your hair close enough for it to get sucked in.
Molltini 0
OMG! I have always had a fear that would happen to me! FYL
PredyJessica 0
i can imagine a sister doing that.
scott_m319 0
I see a shameless plug for FML... lol