Today, my sister and I were reading the new FML posts. I sat close to the fan, and after a few minutes, I leaned against it for support. It immediatly sucked up my hair and started violently twisting it. My sister continued to read and shouted at me because my cries for help are distracting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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klutzywriter 0
ouch. i'd put HER hair in it
Rowbin 0
So wait, did the shit hit the fan?
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Comments (105)
plexico 4
You were sitting on the wrong side of the fan, you idiot! You're supposed to sit on the side that BLOWS, not the side that SUCKS. I realize that to you, blow and suck are synonymous since they are jargon in the only profession you have the mental acuity for, but fans are designed for you to sit in front of. The fan companies try to make it easy to tell which side is the front by putting the pretty logo on that side. They might have to be even more explicit for a dim bulb like you.
Bleep_fml 0
Do you have long hair? Try leaning your head against the blowing side of a fan, then come back here with a picture of the back of your head. YDI for leaning against a fan. Didn't your mommy ever tell you not to do that?
FreakOnaLeash 0
An FML while reading an Fml...thats new.
bri1215 7
thats what i was thinking, at least they're original
plexico 4
She shouldn't be squatting over a fan for support while sporting an overgrown bush and not wearing panties.
kayceesaysfyl 0
ironic isn't it?
elsieenchanted 0
Just wait until she reads this FML. :D Ahaha. O_O
blondiepants_ 0
... a fan is to blow air OUT ... if it sucks thats called a vacuum dumbass.
un_loved 0
WOW!!! Im stumped, You sir are a dumbass!!!
dinosaurrrr 0
Oh wow you aren't very smart are you. If your hair goes into the fan while it's turning, it's going to get pulled like that. A vacuum probably wouldn't hurt as much.
froghole1 0
idiot. the back side of the fan sucks in air to blow out the other side. and depending on what kind, a vacuum would hurt WAY worse.
flamesfan1994 0
that blooows
tbbays04 0
i reeeeally dont think this FML is true, i mean FML is addicting but not addicting enough you wouldnt save your sister from a fan ripping her hair off. but that does suckk:(
mimi_animee 18
aha you are kinda wrong, this is something my sister would do to if the same thing happened to me :)
c_yavaski_00 0
dipshit. a fan blows OUT. Not in. This is for shizzle fake. Loser
Envy_Invidia 0
you sir are a retard...the back sucks in? and hair tends to spread out no? ok thank you
Jemm_fml 29
How do you expect the fan to blow Einstein? :B if it blows in one part it sucks in the other. No one said she was leaning against the blowing part... :slooooowwww:
un_loved 0
WOW, So many dumbasses!! C_yavaski_00 and blondiepants_,turn a fan on and hold a piece of paper up against the grate and see what happens!! I mean really, 2-yearolds shouldnt be allowed on the internet!!
un_loved 0
by the way, I dont mean hold the paper against th bck, hold it against the front, it doesnt matter. As the air moves back after hitting the paper it forms a suction backdraught.
un_loved 0
As she leant against the fan she probably created just such a backdraught, her hair got caught in that and got sucked back into the fan, nothing to do with vacuums.
sublime93 0
Way to reply to your own comments lmfao Not once but twice