Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
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Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
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Rezorate 5
Oh the irony
syki 22
What the ****, guys? Yes, the analogy was shit, and yes, ableism sucks, but she's 13 years old. Lay off a little. Besides, I think it's kind of creepy how three separate people are fantasizing about what a barely-teenage girl is doing with her free time.
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Comments (133)
fdupagain 11
Make a snowman!
Darthbane2007 17
Those Idiots! I mean, sure the roads would be icy and there is a danger of the bus skidding off the road, but darn it everybody paid for a ski trip!
Jon15805 7
that makes complete sense.
Kalipczo 21
Well the skiing Itself wouldn't be the problem, it would be safely gettin like 500 kids too and fro. They don't want lawsuits up their asses. My school has a snow day if we get like 3 inches...
gmian 34
Lucky. My superintendent doesn't "believe" in snowdays. There's a road that a big part of the people in my school have to go on to get to school, and that road has a hill on it. Literally half the school was late one day because there was so much snow on the hill that cars couldn't climb it.
yoursucklives 36
where i live, there are no snowdays, and it snows a lot here.
DestinysChampion 17
Oh the irony. FYL.
StaceeeP 23
if it's like when my school.went skiing and had to drive from the north east of England to the south to get the ferry to.France to drive to wherever in Europe the ski resort they went to was then I can understand why they won't take you
Mauskau 35
When I went on a skiing trip we couldn't go skiing for one of the days due to the snow. The coach couldnt even get onto the road with chains on the wheels and people clearing the driveway. I'm glad we didn't go that day, watching an empty coach struggle is better than being in a full coach that is struggling more. If you haven't gone on the trip yet then it's a piss take, and I hope you get your money back. But if you're already on the trip, they're only worried about your safety.
shawge 1
Uh, yeah.. "all the snow" DOES "make the roads unsafe"...
AssTard 15
Teacher logic.
Abantiquo 7
*Management logic
tzryan 3
Ski there