Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
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Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML
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Rezorate 5
Oh the irony
syki 22
What the ****, guys? Yes, the analogy was shit, and yes, ableism sucks, but she's 13 years old. Lay off a little. Besides, I think it's kind of creepy how three separate people are fantasizing about what a barely-teenage girl is doing with her free time.
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Comments (133)
Bluepies 24
A school could afford a ski trip? Must've been a lot of bake sales.
Exotic_Nihilism 16
I was thinking the same thing #57. When I went to school, all the trips were to planetariums,zoo,museums,etc. Maybe OP goes to a expensive private school? Anyway it still sucks U couldn't go on the trip OP.
AllieCat21 21
My public high school has has a ski / snowboard club for the past 10 years. Many public schools in my area have them.
gothmo 8
My high school used to have a club for it, and we're not in a snowy area. The students all paid for most of it, each club got a little bit of funding but not a lot. My college had it too. You paid for your food and they got a special deal on passes since they were getting them in bulk.
dontpanic_fml 32
Snow being good for skiing doesn't make it good for driving.
Eivana 37
Paradox.....?
Missmacabre 2
First world problems.
Dpoovey 1
do you go to maiden middle????
toalysium 15
Has your school district never heard of chains? When I was young we lived in the mountains in NV. Usually 12' of snow a year, and there was so such thing as a snow day, with a 30mi ride on the bus.
xXAndroid117Xx 2
Oh the cruel but funny irony!
Gestpacho88 12
Well, if you're already there, why not just use your skiis on the roads instead of driving?....
blackman100 20
They're just wooking owt fowr da wittle kids. **** snowy roads. Who cares.
AdamsHadEm 5
boo whoo pussy