By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 18:17 - United States - South Amboy

Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
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Ch0sen 13

Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.

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tennisrapper1 14

Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!

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_ebbonyy 11

Least they'll always remember you for something! think positive :-)

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BitchPlease18 6

That sucks real bad! Having to spend your one and only high school graduation in a neck brace that someone else caused you to have. I can only imagine! Hope you can make the best out of your day anyway!

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MrSassypants 33

10 I do. 1 tell a super long story so I could have a good nighty night bed time story.

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_ebbonyy 11

Whoops, my comment was meant to be its own comment. But I guess it works in a reply to 1 as well? :)

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Insane_Tea 15

Cool story #1. Shall I alert the media?

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

^ it wasn't really a story... More like a statement

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LoveMyKoolaid 0

It could be worse.... You could have broke your neck somehow by that, or you could've ran out of Koolaid.

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Hearon20 0

Quit being a pussy. You don't need a neck brace after being hit with a football.

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melikesfml 11

I have to wear a shoulder sling to mine. Not only will i not be able to shake anyones hand on stage, i cant even move my arm...

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grapist111 4

On the bright side, i tip my hat to you for receiving a hickey from the jolly green giant

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Vert90 11

57 - You're a ******* idiot. It wasn't thrown by a pre schooler like you.

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tennisrapper1 14

Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!

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soccergurrll 8

That's true! Although I doubt OP wants to different at graduation by wearing a neck brace. But still.. Memories!(;

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nerobluerose 10

But that one kid with the sunglasses has flames on his neck brace!

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kandi_kid69 15

OP should get her neck braced customized. (: Got to wear it with pride.(:

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dsbs 9

Damn nigga atleast you educated

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Bedazzle heh heh

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Ch0sen 13

Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.

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alpaquette91 9

Won't the neck brace cover up the hickey?

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Could be worse... You could've lost your face.

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Amethyst888 14

And how does one lose a face exactly?

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t765234 10

14- Ask that guy in Miami, I bet he could tell you.

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False_Stupidity 41

Simple #14, you make inane, silly comments... You get ridiculed by your peers... You lose face. :-)

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omgcookeys 15

34, if you were correcting 17, it would be her, not she. Thank you.

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Sorry, my grammar still sucks x( i moved here from Spain a few months ago.

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Drew167 8

That's a hell of a way to get a hickey.

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DontModMeDammit 10

I wish I had my own day at school. Darn.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

As the one who had an affair with the jolly green giant.

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flockz 19

are you Jacoby Jones from the Houston Texans?

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