Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate told me she had developed a rash on her armpits, which causes them to be itchy. The doctor told her the only way to heal it is to not wear deodorant for a month. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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OliviaMaris13 0
...not unscented anymore...
mashamanya 0
is it true? that it prevents ingrowns?
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Comments (209)
goneblue 3
Girls don't say "snatch"
Thisisleslie 6
That does work.. but You should buy your own to use instead of your roomies.. lol Awkward!!
DannyCMate 4
You should probably make him respect you more. Use his deodorant somewhere you shouldn't..
bizarre_ftw 22
Her. The fact that she's using it on her "snatch" means that there is no Possible way for the roommate to be a guy!! The definition of female is a snatch!!!! What the hell is wrong with you?
rcloca 10
That's a - puts sunglasses on- stinky situation.
NeoOne 0
I don't get it. Probably a girl thing lol.
KrisNico03 4
lol..busted, I shudder to think what other belongings of yours she's been experimenting with
jackeechan 10
At least you know what to do in the future.
plaidideal 0
You know that's an STD treatment right?
shitwit2234 0
Wats a snatch?
stronghand0331 17
Lady Speed snatch?