Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
Today, my roommate told me she had developed a rash on her armpits, which causes them to be itchy. The doctor told her the only way to heal it is to not wear deodorant for a month. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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Top comments
OliviaMaris13 0
...not unscented anymore...
mashamanya 0
is it true? that it prevents ingrowns?
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Comments (209)
richardcard82 5
Yummy you got that fishy smell on ur armpits now ;)
gigi03 5
Someone has a smelly snatch
anthony191 0
-Face freezes and drops psp- (30 seconds later) WHAT DID I JUST READ!! Why is a person rubbing deoperant on her snatch, its not even hers!! Try to make her crotch smell 'fresh as a daisy' wtf...
anthony191 0
WHAT DID I JUST READ!!! WHO RUBBS DEODERANT ON THERE SNATCH! She sounds like shes trying to pleasure herself while trying to smell fresh. No further comments.....
imbored104 6
Ew, lock away your deodorant.
daydreamer244 13
some roommate I wonder what she duz wen ur not home.....
zippythechimp 6
They should put batteries in the deodorant to make it vibrate take care of 2 things at once
irideiconzx14 4
omg that is awesome
zembof 3
Fishy? That must be some bad smelling raising ****
xxdreabearxx 0
But it actually does work! Lol Still she owes you a new stick -.-