By someboody - 15/08/2015 16:50 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
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ShadowOfHope 9
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Seeing that you're a fellow Californian, I could only look at the bright side that you don't need as much water for your showers now, haha. As of the accident, at least it was just the pits. Hope your hair grows back lusciously.

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Schizomaniac 24

It was early in the morning and he was groggy. Go home turtle, you're drunk.

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The_Basileus 9
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Perhaps she did it on purpose...

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False_Stupidity 41
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Yeah, sounds to me like a prank.

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drunkturtle 14
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How could you not have smelled the difference?? And u put it on both arms? YDI

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Schizomaniac 24

It was early in the morning and he was groggy. Go home turtle, you're drunk.

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corky1992 33

Super tired or not I can still tell the difference between deodorant and a damn glue stick lol.

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ChristinePi 36
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To be fair OP is a guy. So who knows how thick his hair is. You'd think you could feel the difference but maybe he has that much hair. I'm now waiting to see if someone else used hair spray thinking it was deodorant as well before.

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JayGatsby 25
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Some people have odorless deodorant.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#41, most glue I have used in my life has a certain smell, so you'd think even if his deodorant was odorless he would notice the difference in smell.

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ShadowOfHope 9
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Seeing that you're a fellow Californian, I could only look at the bright side that you don't need as much water for your showers now, haha. As of the accident, at least it was just the pits. Hope your hair grows back lusciously.

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onlychildFTW 33
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Is armpit hair really a good thing to have? It just holds sweat and other things while also helping to stain shirts and whatnot.

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RedPillSucks 31

its there for a reason

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corky1992 33

I've never seen glue sticks that could be mistaken as deodorant..

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saffy66 34

Can't see OP's gender... If female, maybe mama meant for this to happen.

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ihartmytdi 23
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"Odour protection that really sticks to you! All-new 24 Hour Adhesive sweat guard technology!"

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oathkeeper99 31
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You had to cut every one of your pit hairs or you had to cut everyone off them? Why were multiple people touching your armpit hair?

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MsMedea 26
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Sounds like a sticky situation!

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ILikeKoalas 24
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Oh well, women always shave their pits. And I know far too well about how it grows back gloriously ;-;

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sweetbliss3 37
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just curious why you cut them instead of just washing your pits?

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shitstorm28 11
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Because glue doesn't always wash off.

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