JoeySegner

awalc This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Where am I?

Today, I woke up with Skittles superglued to my forehead. FML

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J Rush 21 March 2012, 11:46 Welshpool, United Kingdom

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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hopelessteej This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Sydney, Australia

Time to sparkle

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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