Health: Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA...

By Weasel123 - 26/10/2012 07:58 - United States - Anadarko

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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It's not a phase, Mom!

By worried mama - 31/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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Never gonna happen

By meat lover - 27/09/2022 15:30

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Go, Vegan!

By Cheryl - 16/10/2019 04:00

Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 26 October 2012 16:15

I draw the line at chocolate.

culito_fml 10

Friday 26 October 2012 16:15

You need to throw her out

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Link5794 18

Friday 26 October 2012 17:26

jwb8711 13

Friday 26 October 2012 17:36

Off with their head!

HisGirl8272012 2

Friday 26 October 2012 17:41

IPECAC!!!!!! Hehe

SenpaiTaco 2

Friday 26 October 2012 17:46

It's fine just through her out for conpensation

LadyGore 12

Friday 26 October 2012 17:50

Personally I'd be pissed, throw out all her vegan food and see how she likes it.

FinalTrigger 5

Friday 26 October 2012 17:59

Don't tell her about the animal bi product in plywood, she's likely to burn your house down. FYL op.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Friday 26 October 2012 18:01

I'd kill her. No, but seriously, you need to talk to her about that. Even though she has got a new lifestyle, she still has to respect yours.

iilovecokee 6

Friday 26 October 2012 18:01

Did you kick her ass?

Pitts0608 1

Friday 26 October 2012 18:03

I would kill that bitch. And to all you PETA lovers out the go **** your self. Bow hunter for life.

totheforest84 4

Friday 26 October 2012 18:05

Charge them. make them pay for all those delicious animal products.

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