Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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hedgehogs 0
Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it? Poor rabbit.
perdix 31
Shame on you! You should get a boyfriend to munch your carpet, not a little bunny. You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.
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Comments (98)
Nayda_fml 0
aww so sorry.
fiaspice_fml 1
Why wasn't your rabbit supervised for out of cage playtime? Dying from impaction is really painfull for roddent, I really hope he was brought to a vet. Poor rabbit...
yumnori 0
It's true that dying from impaction is painful, but rabbits are not rodents... they are lagomorphs.
Jen_J_the_J 0
the poor rabbit!! perhaps if u fed hin and kept him away from carpet? sorry about the rabbit :( mine git killed by my crazy ass terrior, wgom we sion after sold
Redjourney88 0
Rabbit: Today, I died a painfully slow death from munching too much carpet. FML
saranottelling 7
I think it would be more along the lines of: Rabbit: Today, my owner wouldn't pay attention to me because apparently a marathon of her favorite show (MacGyver) was more important. I was bored and decided to eat carpet. My owner was furious over the patchy carpet, I died. FML
golfishd 0
thats sad. did he also get into the drapes ;)
razz122 5
I eat rabbits. Bunnies are pets.
stargold 0
silly rabbit
Person1233 13
Carpets are for boyfriends!
gottalaugh79 0
I totally understand! I have a bunny too! Nice to know she is not the only one who eats carpet!
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
Nakedsquirrel 5
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Did bunny's leg thump uncontrollably while munching?
trinithis 2
The rabbit totally deserved it.
In_your_face 0
stupid rabit