Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML
Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
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Top comments
hedgehogs 0
Assuming that you knew this was a problem, why the hell were you keeping your rabbit in an area where he could continue eating it? Poor rabbit.
perdix 31
Shame on you! You should get a boyfriend to munch your carpet, not a little bunny. You're going to have a hard time getting a guy interested in your patchy carpet, so you should probably just shave "down there" and start all over again.
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Comments (98)
EnaBoC 5
Lol!!! Oh man, when I first read that all I saw was the sexual connotations within it, lol'd for 2 minutes straight.
lando96 0
ur ****** up bruh
jayhv 0
i had a rabbit once named Stella. she died cause I fed her iceberg lettuce. she pooped herself to death... RIP Stella
pariah13 0
you got a stuffed rabbit...for free!
crashingbore 0
Spending one minute on any reputable website about rabbits (such as rabbit.org) would have made it abundantly clear to you that ingesting carpet is a TREMENDOUS and incredibly common problem for rabbits. I have two rabbits who often run free in my house and they have to be vigilantly watched always. This is completely your fault due to negligence. Your attitude about it is offensively offhand. My rabbits are loving, inquisitive, intelligent creatures. Just like cats or dogs. No one should ever get a rabbit who isn't willing to take one to the vet regularly, especially when they are ill. It infuriates me that so many people acquire pets like rabbits and treat them like mindless insignificant playthings who aren't worth proper care.
sadaluc 0
calm down, the OP is obviously upset and didn't want it to happen. you need to chill out
andrei_btz 0
ahaha chop the rabbit, take the carpet out and glue it bak on ;)
Darksun1 0
a carpet munching rabbit?? hahaha ;)
Fancy29 0
Darwin's theory strikes again!
nodbor 11
If your rabbit is larger than the hole in the carpet, dye his hair the color of the carpet..................
rarrigoni 0
I'm sorry your rabbit died, and the other remarks are pretty harsh considering you just lost a pet. But I have to ask... why wasn't your rabbit in a cage? They are meant to be housed in a cage for a reason; and are supposed to be supervised when outside their cage... also for a reason.
ccbooya18 0
**** your carpet and rabbits life
steffiRIOT 0
**** you.