Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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ryannmichael 17
Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.
StiffPvtParts 43
Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.
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Comments (73)
Krwman 8
You're single again and with better cash flow. It could be worse.
wheelchairchick 11
Time to call the police she is crazy.
nyagemini23 22
How could she just believe the other girl like that? I would want an explanation
captainsmegma 12
Well, now your free to date the psycho again. Life has a funny way of working things out.
bapbap_fml 15
My husband has a crazy ex like that. I knew her when they were together and knew she was a nut though. Also, she was too dumb to keep her lies and stories straight and nothing she said added up so I wouldn't have believed her anyways. Get a restraining order OP, from my experience people like that will keep it up.
damn561 3
you should have told her about your crazy ex
remotecube 11
OP, you need to go get your current girlfriend (the one who JUST left you) sit her down, and tell her everything. Tell her that your ex is a crazy bitch and that you're loyal. Then, get a restraining order on that other bitch and sue her if she violates it or continuously stalks you
JKPwnage 27
What the **** is with women and being broken up with? Especially Taylor Swift
Hildy93 21
I'd say your actual girlfriend was stupid for believing her...
Badkarma4u 17
If your "current girlfriend" is that dumb enough to buy your psycho ex's bs. You're better off without her. Being in a relatiomship with a stupid person will cause you nothing but problems.
iwadasn 33
It depends how long they've been dating. If they've only been together for a few weeks, you can't really blame her for believing what appears to be proof that he's been lying to her the whole time.
Badkarma4u 17
Sure you can. It was her boyfriends word against some girl. She took the word of some girl over her boyfriend. Shows that she has no loyalty. Any woman worth a damn would have said, hes mine now so beat it. Even if she tried the old. "Remeber when he told you he was _____, he was with me."