Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
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ryannmichael 17
Talk to your now ex about it and get a restraining order on your crazy ex.
StiffPvtParts 43
Just a thought, and I know it's not much, but perhaps your phone records could serve as proof that you and your ex were no longer together? Also, as stated above, you really should get a restraining order filed against her to prevent her from doing anything like this in the future.
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Comments (73)
rixietrixie 25
This situation is either an example of your ex' great acting skills, your girlfriend's trust issues, or, a winning combination of both. Either way, fyl, op.
LozzieDumpling 11
I've had so etching similar happen to me but it was my other half's crazy ex message me on FB telling me how he used to bash her, make her sleep outside and pour metho in her eyes. Needless to say he's never done anything to me in the three years of being together and the last two we have lived together. Hope you find a less gullible girl for your next girl OP.
LozzieDumpling 11
Oh and then a month later she called him wanting to borrow money from him.... Needless to say she didn't get it.
Jowisee 29
She's probably just a psycho but be aware that she may be telling the truth about some of it. Don't let it bother you but I would keep an eye out for signs of abusive behaviour beginning.
Jowisee 29
Maybe you are better off if your ex believes that psycho over you. Could you get a restraining order too to stop that happening again?
bluefairy_fml 24
The girlfriend couldn't know the ex was crazy. Besides, they had probably started dating not too long ago, so she didn't know everything about him and the ex must have sounded very believable. If that happened to me, with a guy I don't know very well, I would probably dump him too. After all, the chances that the guy is cheating are considerably higher than the chances that he's got such a crazy ex who would do something so extreme. I'm not saying I wouldn't give him the chance to explain himself later, but the first thing I would do would be to get the hell away from that date.
Jowisee 29
I suppose it depends on how long they have been together. After a little while he must have mentioned it to her, if the ex is psycho enough to do this then she's probably been harassing him in other ways.
worldclassrager 41
I think talking to who you were with just may straighten things out
Attacksloth 33
This is the same type of sociopath who would falsely accuse you of raping her at some point. Find some way to get her out of your life.
simsgirlgem 25
I think you dodged a bullet with the new girlfriend but I agree with other people warn future gf about psycho bitch
GhostFox 34
Restraining order before she kills you or your next lover. Definitely report it to someone so there's a history of you as the victim of her violent behavior so if she tries something she can't say you started it.
Badkarma4u 17
what violent behavior?
trey600rr 22
how would she know when and where you would be? If you told her YDI!
teentee401 37
Your non-crazy ex didn't even hear you out? Maybe she wasn't worth it.
beeneatenalive 12
How did she know where you were?