Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
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Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
Today, my mother-in-law invited herself to my house to cook lunch. I'm postpartum, depressed, and nursing a two-week old. She fed me four small shrimp and a handful of macaroni. This is what I'll be eating for a month. FML
Today, my wife is experiencing feral pregnancy cravings. She is craving some sort of cookie that she used to eat as a child. That particular cookie company went out of business 20 years ago, so my wife is growling at me like I was personally responsible for them shutting down. FML
Today, my wife called me at work, crying, because she shat her pants. I'd feel more sympathy if she ever ate fruit, or vegetables, or anything other than sugar and carbs, or took the prescription fiber supplements her doctor prescribed. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my wife got back from two months visiting her unwell mother in Australia. Her mother is a major feeder, so I was trying to be tactful about my wife’s weight gain. Our kids, not so much. They ran to her in the airport and asked her if she was pregnant again because she’s "soooooo big." FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
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nerobluerose 10
Buy that poor woman some mac-n-cheese.
porkpiehat 8
Holy crap, mail order that girl some mac n' cheese
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Comments (218)
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Honestly? I'd cry too.
cr3ativity 15
She's pregnant, and probably on the next day, she'll ask for a chocolate bar.
l0v3p4in 7
She and the man who made a fuss at the register should get together and share their life stories over a chocolate bar and Mac & Cheese. Mm....mmmm....Good! *Licks lips*
stormchaser24 24
Mac and cheese is the bomb, but she could make it too I guess.
spacemanspiff78 7
It's the little things that make life worth living.
Spottedfeather 7
What is wrong with this idiotic woman ? Any store in the world will have Macaroni and cheese. If not the ready made box mix, you can just get some noodles and cheese.
NashyzzleTheN 10
That's a little harsh...
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
You must have never experienced the pleasure of being around a pregnant woman.
ChelseaGrin112 14
In some parts of the world, they don't even know what cheese is. You don't need to get all smart about it. I feel sorry for the woman you get married to. Well, IF you get married.
Pelvispresley 8
Actually I have relatives in Romania and they had never heard of Mac and cheese till I brought it over
Jaxx66 21
You sir, are a misinformed angry asshole. Yes, noodles and cheese is there. But there's a difference between the boxed version, and homemade version.
With_Love929 3
No
Jaxx66 21
96, I have to say... Off subject of course.... I'm surprised that type of art is roaming the net. I remember those days in the 90's... Chat rooms were bot-free and I was on the Gorillaz Chat'O'Matic. People would post links to their art, which would be that, dog people. I very much enjoyed it. I am glad it's alive somewhat.
Kiki242 19
Macaroni and cheese is delicious. I find it strange that there isn't any at all in Brazil.
rooney0710 5
Mac and cheese doesn't have to come in a box with kraft dinner on the front. So buy a shit ton of noodles and a shit ton of cheese and have Mac and cheese every night
GlobalGenocide 8
I'm sure if the OP did that then his Mrs would start crying about having too much Macaroni and Cheese lol
rahrah765765 11
Or tears of constipation.
iceroyalty1984 14
Are you somehow suggesting that there is an acceptable alternative to blue box Kraft macaroni and cheese?!? BLASPHEMY my good sir and may you burn in the fires of hell for eternity.
Jaxx66 21
Hell, I add real cheese to my mac n cheese! I can hear my arteries hardening just talking about it, but it's yummy. :3 Nothing compares though to that dried up cheese in a package over noodles with a dash of milk!
hailezz349 5
This is serious!! Get her macaroni and cheese ASAP!!!!!
nonnieluv 9
Mac and cheese is heavenly. Get to ordering!
DocBastard 40
The only thing better than macaroni and cheese? Macaroni and cheese with bacon.
kirbeaar 19
Bacon makes everything taste better.
Warden1986 16
I remember when, I was a kid I used to put ketchup on my Mac & Cheese.
missathegirlwond 19
My mom deep fries the macaroni, then adds blue cheese crumbles and bacon bits to the cheese. It's quite heavenly.
dashizam 10
No, Mac and cheese deep fried in ice cream topped with bacon and drizzled with mountain due. Junk food heaven. Sounds disgusting but much like apple dumplings marinated in mountain due, delicious.
rahrah765765 11
Wow no wonder it was heavenly- that's a ******* death wish dish.
BradyT918 9
Honestly do you know how bad pop is. Especially mountain dew. It's disgusting.
kimg0885 23
#60 your mom sounds awesome! I wish I could try this, it Does sound heavenly!