Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
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Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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TacticalBacon 10
At least someone is getting some pussy tonight...
oathkeeper99 31
To be honest, I get upset when my cat sits on my boyfriend's lap instead of mine too. It's like being rejected by your child.
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Comments (54)
lynadette 5
As a female, a live birth mom, and a still-born mom, I feel soooo bad for you!!!! I get it. Good luck OP!
corky1992 33
During my last pregnancy I started bawling when I couldn't find a lid to a pan lol..it happens.
pandainspandex 19
As a cat lady, this is a legitimate reason to cry, whether or not you are pregnant.
awkotaco_meg 13
tbh this is me every day
west546 13
That sounds like a you problem
aeryn97 17
I cried over not getting a laundry basket so I wouldn't have to carry the washing in my arms. so funny looking back at that. however this isn't an fml it's just part of pregnancy aka a situation that you got yourself in and may likely want.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Pregnancy hormones sound like the same thing as drugs haha
Nitrous_meth 12
Its only a cat
leogachi 15
@34 I feel like you don't understand pregnancy hormones. I also feel that you should never have a cat if you don't care for them.
militarybrat 21
Hey i think thats a legitimate reason to cry op! Pregnant or not.
thefmlman2011 37
i don't know how I would react to my future pregant wife or girlfriend crying all the time. It's OK, your cat still loves you.