Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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TacticalBacon 10
At least someone is getting some pussy tonight...
oathkeeper99 31
To be honest, I get upset when my cat sits on my boyfriend's lap instead of mine too. It's like being rejected by your child.
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Comments (54)
HeatherCorinne 14
That damn trader
RabbitOfAurora 28
I really hope you mean traitor #11 and that was just a bad autocorrect. If not, you should learn the difference.
Jayms_fml 32
LOL #15
Lalala579121 28
Everyone knows that cats secretly trade on the black cat market.
Rejacted0727 9
it's OK. when I was pregnant I cried when dog the bounty hunter caught the guy he was chasing. pregnancy hormones are fun
corky1992 33
I cried during the entire movie Deep Impact..damn hormones. My bf still gives me crap for it lol. I do not miss pregnancy hormones.
Kermy1113 23
I do that already cause my cat does this
wanderer_alone 8
Tbh, I'd cry too. I'm not even pregnant
RabbitOfAurora 28
Same.
gobiteme2 34
Should have grabbed a pickle with mustard. When you get done eating someone was going to be in trouble.
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Your profile picture pretty much summarizes your comment
truckers_wife 23
if your furry baby trusts him and is comfortable to be with him, then your human baby will be too :)
FalloutScrolls 25
Wow... I'd love/hate to see your reaction to spilling milk.
shupwhup 18
Sue him.
Seabass_Chan 33
The cat or the husband?
wrongmove 11
At least you know and understand the origin of your feelings. If not you'd be plotting your cats or perhaps your husbands demise by now.
CliffyB03 28
I feel like if I were pregnant, this would be me