Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 441

You deserved it 49

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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jes23 0

Friday 19 March 2010 0:31

some teacher u have geez how does a semeone lit another wow unless your the annoying student who never listen then maybe he wanted to get rid of u permanetly who knows and to 1 WIN

fmlsoobad 0

Friday 19 March 2010 0:33

called sewwing

MetroidSlayer01 8

Friday 19 March 2010 0:36

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

Jrook 0

Friday 19 March 2010 0:38

lol @the mclovins

killahitlah 0

Friday 19 March 2010 0:40

win!!!!

paigeatsflesh 11

Friday 19 March 2010 0:40

hehe I'll get you whatever you want :D ahahaha storyoftheyear, he took it well actually xD

bugmenot1 1

Friday 19 March 2010 0:59

I don't want to set the world on fireeeeee I just want to start a flame in your heart

StrangeAngel1995 0

Friday 19 March 2010 1:00

how can you accidentlly lite someone on fire????

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 19 March 2010 1:06

of course he took it well, he's a very mature person, judging off comment 148 of course

KirbyBlume 0

Friday 19 March 2010 1:13

Fire crotch ? ;)

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