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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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Comments (375)
epictrollathon 0
Best FML EVER!
italianosam 0
funny as hell
redbeater 5
dumbshit, don't let your teacher make an example out of you!!!
awwdudethatsux 0
psh, you only think it was an accident
DaleksAreEpic 0
Does this mean that you're flamin' gay?
ILoveSoda 0
That happened to some people at my school in a chem class during an experiment. it was horrible they're gonna need plastic surgury.
kitties5 0
hey at least it wasnt on purpose
ollJadiiZllo 0
omg :O i would of told him to give me an A for lighting me on fire lol xD
gozar_fml 1
rofbmao. (rolling on floor burning my ass off)
adrifter 0
Seriously? Thats funny as hell! I once accidentaly lit my bros head on fire.