Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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fylrofl 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:08

he's got the hots for you XD

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:10

rofl Paige finally dropped the bomb on him

baileyw 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:11

I LOVE FIRE AND PHYSICS! WE SHOULD HANG OUT!

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:12

accidentally?

katmandont 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:58

you're pretty

SlightlyObsessed 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:13

Your sex is on fire ;)

teamwork 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:18

automatic 4.0 for the course, right? :)

thejedi08 10

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:19

YDI for being close to a flame

bunny911 16

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:19

lmfao!!!! that's awesome!!! I can see my physics teacher doing that.

JustDial911 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:22

Need some ointment for that burn?!

Jesssaa 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:33

My physics teacher was a stupid idiot as well.

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