Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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dave913 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:49

well you lived to tell the story so suck it up pussy

Wolfex999 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:02

Spontaneous Humanary Combustion!

katmandont 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:02

My chemistry teach did that to himself once while trying to demonstrate that phosphorous is flammable when dipped in water.

WiiLLyiZSiCkk 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:14

#1 ftw

Pissedoff2464 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:20

Damn straight #250, Damn straight. haha

oh_danng 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:25

short and sweet, deffs lol worthy

toxic10uhc 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:32

1. you win. 76. WHISPERING EYE lmfao

Aj4710 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:35

I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart. Ah, #1 and fallout 3 for the win!

Guuurlplease 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:38

Lawlz accidently?

wrigglezeus 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:44

hehehe got a nice little image in my mind there

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