4am? Were the arguing that late?

No, because clearly the FML stated they were arguing at noon. Lol yes that late.

Well then shouldn't op be waken up by their arguing? I mean, before my parents got divorced, they were arguing really loud.

Lol #7 awesome :D

Would you rather have them get divorced or wake you up early several times a month?

I don't see what is so surprising about parents arguing so late/early. My parents argue around that time almost every night. Once they were arguing at 6 in the morning.

At least it didnt happen

ok the problem would be solved if OP just locked the door and put on some headphones for the night

You shoulda locked your door and put a sign on it saying "MASTURBATING. do not disturb"

The morale in that house must be really low..

At least they don't divorce. Sleep is a small matter compared to your parents splitting up.

If they are waking the OP up like this several times a month than they need counseling. If they are in counseling and this is still happening then they should probably just get the divorce. The constant fighting can not be healthy for anyone in that house. My parents are divorced and believe me, my sibling and I were relieved when they finally split because the constant tension was driving us bonkers.

LOL 50 that would totally work... Fap fap fap

Ah man that sucks. :/

Some parents you got there. FYL

On the bright side at least they're not getting divorced. . . Yet

on the downside, OP still hasn't learned the importance of a lock..

Atleast they care enough to tell you. :)

A good solution would be to ask your parents NOT to tell you about their decision to divorce as soon as they make it, i.e. at four in the morning. Instead, get them to wait, maybe sleep on it, and if they still feel the same way after a day or so, then you want to know. Or, since you've had plenty of warning by now, just ask them to tell you about it after the papers are filed.

I feel you the same thing happens at my house.

Your parents wake you up at odd hours in the morning telling you they're getting a divorce?

Yea.... Is that not normal.

not really. . .lol

3 - I guess you mean "feel _for_ you..."! 27 - not even close. Hope it worked out.

same

3- Can you please clarify, does your comment mean A) I feel you, the same thing happens at my house. or B) I feel for you, the same thing happens at my house. There is a pretty big difference between the two statements. Please confirm your grammar in the future.

idk maybe u should use the brain god gave you and your common sense to decipher the obviously very tricky comment I posted.

Sorry I lost all my brain cells when I read your comment. Idiots just depress the fuck out of me

Believe it or not reading does not kill brain cells contrary to popular belief and I unlike yourself can read into a comment and understand it's meaning without every scrutinizing detail. Congratulations also on your ability to copy number 46's post. Where I come from that's called plagiarism and that annoys the fuck out of me.

112 is awesome :)

I annoy a lot of people, I don't really give a fuck

I feel ur pain! it's so annoying, and I can hear them doing it afterwards too

I hate that about parents.

I'm sure parents hate u too

Actually if you don't know what you're talking about, stfu please

32 stop being a bitch to 89 she didn't do anything to you soooo get the tampon out of ur ass and apologise.

Yea! What 91 said and junk!

Um.. can I have some?

damn man that should be a movie

My girlfriends parents hate me because millions of babies die on her face every night.

wow... fyl. why would they even wake you you up and tell you if they really were going to get one. I wouldn't be able to get back to sleep if mine did that...

that really stinks. sounds like you are the mature one and they need to grow up.

ikr.

Parents can be as temper mental as little kids and not to mention most marriages are a little rocky.

Bad sex or what?

No the make up sex was that good..... hint the three hours later. Great sex turns around any bad relationship. Until next week.

The best sex is angry sex.

Its bad sex if the babys are girls and good sex if the babys are boys but a wise man once told me "wrap it before you tap it"

Yeah, stick a carrot in her ass!

The point i was trying to make is that OP isn't lucky to have two parents there in the same house if no one is happy.

Lol number 48. xD

well if he can last 3 hours during the break up sex I can understand her taking the divorce back

Oh Yeah!

wow. bad parenting much?

I misread the brooke in your name for black i was about to put my troll face on

wow I hat skinny bitches who call thick girls with ass fat. BITCH just because u r skinny no having ass BITCH don't mean others r fat.... I beta 1,000 dollars u wouldn't say shit to anybody's face....

Excuse me 45 - you seem to have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

I hate skinny bitches who call thick girls with ass fat.... just because u r a skinny no ass having whore don't mean others r fat. I bet a 1,000 dollars you wouldn't say shit to anybody's face. its girls like u who get fucked up in the end because u don't think before you run ur dick sucker..............fyl

Am I the only one who's confused as to wtf ladyreals talkin about?

I think 45 is attempting to attack 13's profile. She's RAAAAAAGING.

lolwut. and ew no and anyway Rebecca Black. not Rebekah. she's not cool enough to spell it like that.

Lol Rebekahhhhh... like something you would say after a shot of Jack

RealHouse, you make me sad.

Aha lol that was funny

Some good childing would be to wake them up to inform them of your impending masturbation, and only revoke your statement half the time.

Sounds like your parents have a little "Break-up / make-up" game going on. This probably turns them both on to fight - tell you they are getting divorced - go into their room and screw like a pair of rabbits - then tell you everything is okay. Sorry, did I just give you an unerasable mental image of your dad popping your mommy's va-jay-jay from behind like a rabbit does to it's mate?

What the ballz?...

Very graphic image. -.-

Wasn't that graphic.. It's not like he went into detail about dads ballsac slapping into moms pupic bone while he grabs a fistfull of hair... sry