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Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

By iloveryanhiga - / Friday 5 August 2011 09:27 / United States
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By  pieintheface  |  0

4am? Were the arguing that late?

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  pieintheface  |  0

Well then shouldn't op be waken up by their arguing? I mean, before my parents got divorced, they were arguing really loud.

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  22

If they are waking the OP up like this several times a month than they need counseling. If they are in counseling and this is still happening then they should probably just get the divorce. The constant fighting can not be healthy for anyone in that house. My parents are divorced and believe me, my sibling and I were relieved when they finally split because the constant tension was driving us bonkers.

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  goshpeople  |  4

A good solution would be to ask your parents NOT to tell you about their decision to divorce as soon as they make it, i.e. at four in the morning. Instead, get them to wait, maybe sleep on it, and if they still feel the same way after a day or so, then you want to know. Or, since you've had plenty of warning by now, just ask them to tell you about it after the papers are filed.

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  Brool_Story_Co  |  17

3- Can you please clarify, does your comment mean A) I feel you, the same thing happens at my house. or B) I feel for you, the same thing happens at my house. There is a pretty big difference between the two statements. Please confirm your grammar in the future.

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  kameryn25  |  3

Believe it or not reading does not kill brain cells contrary to popular belief and I unlike yourself can read into a comment and understand it's meaning without every scrutinizing detail. Congratulations also on your ability to copy number 46's post. Where I come from that's called plagiarism and that annoys the fuck out of me.

By  snade  |  0

wow... fyl. why would they even wake you you up and tell you if they really were going to get one. I wouldn't be able to get back to sleep if mine did that...

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  ladyreal420  |  3

wow I hat skinny bitches who call thick girls with ass fat. BITCH just because u r skinny no having ass BITCH don't mean others r fat.... I beta 1,000 dollars u wouldn't say shit to anybody's face....

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  ladyreal420  |  3

I hate skinny bitches who call thick girls with ass fat.... just because u r a skinny no ass having whore don't mean others r fat. I bet a 1,000 dollars you wouldn't say shit to anybody's face. its girls like u who get fucked up in the end because u don't think before you run ur dick sucker..............fyl

By  loserman67  |  34

Sounds like your parents have a little "Break-up / make-up" game going on. This probably turns them both on to fight - tell you they are getting divorced - go into their room and screw like a pair of rabbits - then tell you everything is okay. Sorry, did I just give you an unerasable mental image of your dad popping your mommy's va-jay-jay from behind like a rabbit does to it's mate?

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