you mean you don't know the folding rules... every towel size and style is folded different for optimal drying efficiency. and the angle of the towel dangle isn't just a funny saying it prevents the spread of mold, and is key for comfort. the colour arrangement, size arrangements based on available size.. you know what, your towel privileges are revoked until you learn proper towel use.

Grizz, I think you are secretly my mother - this is actually what my childhood was like!! LOL

I wouldn't want towel privileges at your place, you little Be-Neat-o Mussolini! I'll dry myself on your drapes and be long gone by the time you figure it out.