By 42 - 07/07/2010 09:43 - Canada

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 724
You deserved it 4 114

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ArtIsResistance7 1

They couldn't do it on their own! They had enough trouble raising you to do their bidding. I like the username. The meaning of life is...42!

hey it's not to bad at least u were planned


ArtIsResistance7 1

They couldn't do it on their own! They had enough trouble raising you to do their bidding. I like the username. The meaning of life is...42!

hahaha ******* lol so do you entertain him? at least bring some friends over :D

that's what my sister was for

princess09 3

This isn't an fml... most likely your parents was just kidding...suck it up and take a joke.

That means you're entertaining!

PimpdaddyCJT 13

wow sounds like my life

Not quite #1. 42 is the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything, but since the question is not 'what is the meaning of life', but rather "What do you get if you multiply six by nine"?, 42 is not the meaning of life. The reference is well placed and clever, so we'll let this one go, this time.

We apologise for the inconvenience.

lmfao, my brother was meant for that too. but my parents also wanted a second child :)

Tsmitty99 0


oh i get it "entertain" him *wink wink* "GET OVER HERE ENTERTAINER BOY, MAKE YOUR BROTHER TALK!!!!"

saviks 0

hm, what kind of entertainment?

BoyFromTheFuture 0

Do they lock you up under the stairs at night?Devon put away your toys and put the second child in his cage...

lol #15=fanboy alert!!!

That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

Better than being born for cheap child labor. *sniffle* FYL OP for thinking that you have a bad life. I was once murdered, so when you can beat that, I'll have sympathy

zach055 23

the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42

pingpongpickle 8

42 - befriend somebody I don't liike. so op, all you've been doing your whole life is sitting at home and playing with your brother? that sucks

spaceboyftw 0


RedPillSucks 31

^^^ or a serial killer

spaceboyftw 0

at least u werent the whole reason they god divroeced

ArtIsResistance7 1

How about a less destructive cereal killer?! I'm a cereal killer and my parents are so proud! Those charms weren't so lucky, I drove a stake through Count Chocula, and as for the Trix rabbit.... ...shhh be vewwy, vewwy quiet..

Zoh_Aubrey 8

53 you are WIN

@29 Nothing wrong with being a fan of a great trilogy and clarifying someone's partial knowledge on the topic. :)

ArtIsResistance7 1

See 57, I only saw the movie...*pauses for gasps* Thanks for your clarification. I'll make sure I have it right next time.

sosoinlove09 0

i know right?? they probably meant that they had you so that your sibling wouldn't be lonely.

ArtIsResistance7 - it's all good dude. Adams was quite fond of changing details every time he redid the story - radio play series, books, etc.. so it's quite possible that the writers of the movie also did that, I don't recall the movie well enough to say. Though it is more likely that they left out most of the story as it is really in one of the other books. For interests sake, and because I'm a dork, an other possible question to the answer is 'how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?'. Though that really was just so the mice would have something to talk about when they went on the talk show circuit. :P

ArtIsResistance7 1

skatterbug - I would have liked to ask, "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" But upon further deliberation I decided that dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the evolution of chickens...

lol! Quite right and when it comes to genetics I would think the egg would come first as well, since it would be the combination of 2 different creatures or a series of genetic modifications based on survival that would have created that first chicken as an end result. So you are right, the egg came first, imo.

dwightschrutebit 0

how the hell does that work??

so long and thanks 4 all the fish!

you should have told them where to stick their meaning.

raininsnow 0

^epic win

it's ok, at least u weren't an accident

I have found te meaning of life. FML ?????? does this not make sense to anyone else.

#15 skatterbug I just want to understand you think multiplying six and nine will equal 42? o.Ô

it was a reference to "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" which a computer says the 42 is the ultimate answer where the ultimate question is "What is 6 x 9"

Thank you polico_wolf. UrinatingShrimp is obviously not familiar with that book, nor was able to infer that the topic was from a book (or movie) and therefore not a result of poor math skills. And for the record, if you were to use a base 13 system, 6*9 would, in fact, equal 42.

Oh noes!! Your parents wanted their only child to have a sibling! Your life is sooo awful!!! Get over yourself OP.

bettyc4 26

When your patents tell you they didn't give birth to love you but only to entertain another child they love is an FML. Get over YOUR self And think before you attack an troll.

hey it's not to bad at least u were planned

BoyFromTheFuture 0


about a month ago i found out i was an accident.. and i have noo problem with that...

andrew245 0

time for you to roll out a joint

by the looks of it, your a pro

Just because he's smoking a joint doesn't make him a pro joint roller, alot of stoners suck at rolling joints which is why they use bongs and pipes alot

Bong* had joint in my mind

it looks like your meaning to life no. 5 is 420

omfg it's Wilford Brimley!

I'm a stoner and will say that I suck at rolling doobies. I used to be really good at it, but now I primarily use my bong because it smells less, uses less weed and gets me higher for longer. Stoners don't get bongs because they can't roll - it's that they can't roll because they're out of practice because of their bong

andrew245 0

I am a pro at it man I have been doing this for a while bro.

meh, it's not too bad. could be worse.

lickmyjock 0

yeah. fml for reading this fml.

Tsmitty99 0


What exactly do they mean by entertain???

Wow. That's just.. ****** up.. 

so long and thanks for all the fish!

now you know what you're good for

Yeah it's kinda normal to get the first child because you want a child and then the second child because you don't want the first one to be an only child.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

get the heck off fml an go entertain your bro.