Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother.... - FML

By 42 - 07/07/2010 09:43 - Canada

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

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By H1dd3n - 01/06/2013 23:31 - United States - La Quinta

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2022 16:00

Today, I once again realized that I have no idea what I am supposed to do in this life, and don't know what to do with myself. I just live because that's the easiest thing to do, and try to entertain myself while searching for meaning. The meaning to my life; what I should pursue. I've been searching for a long time. FML

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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 06:00

Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML

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Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:09

They couldn't do it on their own! They had enough trouble raising you to do their bidding. I like the username. The meaning of life is...42!

treyroxx 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:12

hey it's not to bad at least u were planned

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IWantLamingtons 4

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:33

get off FML and go entertain!

SubjectX 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:35

no, that's the meaning of your existencence. the meaning of your life is self defined.

exiie 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:44

lol at 26

only_exception12 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:45

okaay... this is not big deal, maybe it can be your brother asked for you, OP. I asked for a brother when I was little because it's fun to have a friend/enemy in the family.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:51

You have to admit, that's pretty darn hilarious...

PlutoSA 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:00

Admit it. They dressed you up as a clown every Halloween cos he loves clowns.

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 7 July 2010 20:24

Clowns are scary!

Rik_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:02

Oh no,your life is such a tragedy:-/ Seriously OP,get over yourself.

sabbathblck666 5

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:12

somebody call the Whaaabulance

aardvarkish 15

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:14

Do it with all your heart. Post videos on YouTube. And maybe you'll get discovered.

birds_fml 7

Wednesday 7 July 2010 17:19

HAHAHA! It's funny cause the reason for a lot of second kids' existence is because the oldest kid needed a sibling!

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