Moeey

About Moeey

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Moeey's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By iKaite - / Friday 15 January 2010 07:56 / United Kingdom

Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Flooded - / Thursday 7 January 2010 18:38 / United States

Let me out!

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Archie - / Thursday 7 January 2010 08:31 / United States

Today, we finally got our first electricity bill for our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate, and that we could read the meter ourselves to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 October 2009 14:47 / United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stpry of my life - / Friday 27 February 2009 22:58 / United States

Moeey

Consolation prize

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

One more and it's business time

Let me out!