Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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Top comments
B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Comments (288)
matwin_fml 0
#157, you are right, however #158, stfu and lose weight, maybe you and the poster can do it together
phan1 0
people have weakness... maybe he/she is really weak at sport thing =/ i've failed too, because i didnt took a test because i was sick at the time and didnt go to school
lesb_lv 0
it seems u dont need a new computer, u need more gym classes...
bsellnow 0
You deserve it. There's only one way to fail gym, and that's by blowing it off and not going to class. If you skipped class, you deserve it.
awalkb 0
you are an idiot for failing gym then!
ihpb09 2
#151, #152, #154 - i love you guys LOL
SensFan22 0
How do you fail gym? you are a waste of life. Stop stealing our oxygen!
tentenjen 0
Some gym teachers are seriously mean. My 9th grade teacher NEARLY failed me because I couldn't run the mile under 10 minutes.
ihpb09 2
a mile in 10 mins? wow.. whenever i go to the gym i do like a mile and a half in around 20 mins. damn im out of shape.
threegp 0
yeah buy your own computer lazy ass. how can you possibly fail gym. you must have ditched to actually FAIL gym. And if that is the case, you don't deserve a FREE laptop.