Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Comments (288)
stepan 0
wow man anyone can make honour role : its not an achievement. failing gym is an achievement
MCart_fml 0
You wouldn't have got the computer whatever your grade in gym. They were looking for an excuse. Been there. Start saving your money, you'll be buying your own stuff from now on, and have nothing to answer for to your parents.
tigergirl72 0
What kind of loser do u have to be to fail gym? All you have to do there is stand there in a pair of shorts and look like you care.
nativebacon 0
#100 - DnD kicks ass! (and I am a female, if that makes a difference). And by the way, DnD is usually (but not always) played as a table-top game. You're just ignorant. #112 - Right on. #114 - "ok. if you're failing gym, you're either fat, a slacker, or both. I'm not athletic at all and my gym teacher is a lesbian and i still managed to get an A in her class" Umm.... see #112. And what does it matter that the teacher is a lesbian?!? Asshole. O.P. - I don't know your situation, but either way, you should try to earn the money for a computer yourself. This may even be a test by your parents of responsibility and independence. If not, it's good practice for the future.
SIK07GTSTANG 0
First off, go buy your own computer, what are you, 8 and need your parents to buy everything for you? Secondly, go hop on a treadmill instead of studying so much and then you won't fail gym class.
Nandian90 0
Dont want to be rude or anything but... Who Fails Gym?! Your parents should have thought " Oh Crap he failed gym... no computer = exercise more." Get off your ass and do something productive.
iforgotmypass 0
even the nerds pass gym. :
damnn_it 0
it's understandable if it was some hard class. failing gym is like failing at special olympics
shady1 0
your probobly a nerd..
shehzeenahmed 0
seriously? gym? wow. sucks about the computer though. but im pretty sure you failing gym is a bigger FML than not getting your computer.