By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
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WithaKay 4

Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?

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dansco 24

Go out, get pissed and bring a bloke back... Try not to be picky lol

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BloodyMary666 24

That´s a totally stupid thing to do! Emancipation fail.

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punkin_26 16

That is almost as pathetic as the lady who excused herself when she walked in on her CAT using the restroom. In all honesty though I would trade my boyfriend for a cat any day. Just enjoy the time you have to yourself. It's priceless.

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terrypercy 3

That's pathetic, if you want to be alone with a cat, dump your boyfriend and get a cat instead of whining about it on the interwebs, logic must have skipped your generation.

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lifesuxalways12 0

U should have put a lube a ***** and 2 thongs on the couch and been like " o yah did i forget to tell u i like myself some noce juice pusssy"

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lifesuxalways12 0

I ment to say nice

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hellokitty46 1

uuuuhm, that's not going to convince them -.-

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42billybob 5

I'm trying to picture the kind of parents who would WANT to find their daughter has been sleeping with someone she hasn't even mentioned to them yet.

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charlotte100 2

So u want ur parents to think ure having a casual relationship With some random dude that they're clearly never going to meet? Um there's no shame im being single.

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danbo659 0

so what if your single? enjoy your life. dont try the impress people

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nateshannon1 4

if your fat they would most likely understand. if your ugly then its thier fault.

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