By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
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WithaKay 4

Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?

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JinxosGirl87 0

"Our daughter's getting some ass? YES, we are such good parents!" :P

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perdix 29

Unless the boxers had skid marks, your parents would know it was fake. White crust on the fly would add a nice touch of authenticity. If your couch smelled of sweat and stale beer, and your TV defaulted to ESPN, you might be able to pull off the scam.

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ankoku 2

33, who the hell do you hang out with!?!?

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perdix 29

Women with poor vision and anosmia.

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outbackbyrd 7

And why do your parents need to think there's a man sleeping in your house? Especially one they've never met nor heard of...

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HooahGal 6

Wow, thats really pathetic.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I wouldn't want to leave my SO's undies out for my parents to see. If they were lying around people would just think they were dirty. Ew.

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onthetoilet 3

How long have you been living on your own

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lon86 3

As said in a few ways, why would you want your parents to find boxers that's just kind of slutty. If you want to make it seem like you have a bf, a serious one, try a toothbrush and some shower products. Make it look like he stayed for more then just the night. My dad freaked when he found my BFs toothbrush at my apartment!!

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